GTA 5 trailer delayed, have these posters instead

Hurricane Sandy has derailed Rockstar’s plans to release a new trailer of the game that’s coming to consoles ‘Spring 2013‘ and to PC ‘*shrugs shoulders*’, but as a consolation prize they did unleash two – two! – GTA V posters that are absolutely loaded with Clues. As revealed on Game Informer, the first shows that there will be at least two women in the game (one of them wearing a Love Fist T-shirt), while the second shows an angry guy with an angry dog – an angry dog called Chop. You may have seen the second image somewhere before, but the first is all new.

But what does it all mean? Well, probably nothing, but we’ve just noticed that the above cop is named ‘Vasquez’, in a presumed reference to Aliens. We’re obviously in for a Colonial Marines crossover mission, then, hopefully one where we finally play as Burke. That aside, the non-mention of a PC version continues to annoy. We suspect Rockstar will release it several months after the console ones, with a retuned engine, a smoother gearbox, and maybe even a bit of DLC. If they package it as a bundle with their other console game everyone keeps requesting – Table Tennis, obviously – then all the better. Full images below.